And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
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part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
i came on her dog
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
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The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
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I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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