On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
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We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
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One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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