gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
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He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
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Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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