Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I wish i was in the wii world.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
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Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
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Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
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