Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
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mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
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Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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