She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
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Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
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I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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