I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
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this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
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You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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