Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
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How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
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There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
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