Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
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he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
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You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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