There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
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we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
How external is "for external use only"?
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
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There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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