dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
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do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
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Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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