Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
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She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
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Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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