Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
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I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
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Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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