You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
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my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
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But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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