Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
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She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
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Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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