She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
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