I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
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theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
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He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
My breasts were aching with rage.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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