New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
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nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
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You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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