i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
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she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
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went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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