you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
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Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
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I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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