Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
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Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
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My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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