so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
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This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
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Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
We had sex on a dog bed..
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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