what if I'm pregnant?
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1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Sober January is a disaster.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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