Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
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We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
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I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
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your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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