Are we in a gay sports bar?
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
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its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
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The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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