we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
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i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
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No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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