walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
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I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
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Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
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The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
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