Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
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he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
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could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
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