On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
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he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
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He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
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