I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
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Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
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Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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