Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
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i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
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My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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