If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
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That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
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Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
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