oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
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And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
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Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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