I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
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You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
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I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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