I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
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It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
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i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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