I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
ugly people sure do ruin things
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize