She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
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we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
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I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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