I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
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Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
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Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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