carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
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The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
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Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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