Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
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theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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