Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
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the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
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if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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