So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
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I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
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How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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