do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
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Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
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I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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