Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
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I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
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She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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