i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
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Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
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We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
My vagina is very pro this idea
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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