I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
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im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
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she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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