I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
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