Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
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Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
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Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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