Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Your cock deserves a montage
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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