Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
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I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
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You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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