yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
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You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
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Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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